Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Talk about the stories that got the Argeneaus where they are today.

What are your 10 favourite funniest Argeneau scenes?

Poll ended at July 13th, 2008, 10:27 pm

1) AQB - Dwayne, Lissianna’s anaemic donor, who had padded shoulders, a fake tan and a cucumber down his pants.
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2) AQB - Greg initially thinks he was brought to the house and tied to the bed to be a sex slave for Marguerite’s unfortunate looking daughter but upon meeting Lissianna, he starts to think that being her sex slave would not be so bad after all. Greg exact thoughts were that he was the luckiest son of a bitch alive.
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3) AQB - Thomas implying Bastien was an unfashionable geek for being the first to arrive at Lissi's party. (pg 18)
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4) AQB - Thomas in skin tight Spiderman PJ's. (pg 49)
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5) AQB - Greg in Lissi's room, awoke to all the girls in baby-dolls, thought it was a good dream, until he saw Thomas (pg 56)
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6) AQB - Thomas teasingly using a dairy cow analogy to describe Greg as a donor.
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7) LB - Everyone is horrified by Rachel’s statement to Etienne “if you’re a soulless blood sucker like you claim, one could be forgiven for trying to kill you”. That is all except for Marguerite who bursts out laughing.
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8) LB - Rachel stating "It's my wet dream" (pg 101)
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9) LB - When Lucian sent for Rachel, Rachel reassures worried Etienne that she’s quite good with people and Etienne responds with "Uncle Lucian isn't people". (pp.239-240)
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10) LB - “I am not biting Muffin,” Rachel glared at Pudge as he dangled the small terrier in front of her.
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11) LB - Mrs. Cravenshaw telling the police “He tried to eat my Muffin!” (pg 310)
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12) LB - Pudge thinking he turned into a Reinfield because Rachel had nicked him. (pg 332)
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13) LB - Marguerite enquiring from Etienne whether he told Rachel he loved her or not. Etienne replying to his mother "she was in my head, she's just supposed to know!" (pg 347)
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14) LB - "How did I raise such stupid children?" Marguerite asked the room at large with disgust. (p.347)
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15) SWV - Lucern Argeneau’s indelicate response to all of Kate’s enquiries. "NO!" Sincerely, Lucern Argeneau (pg 2-5)
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16) SWV - Kate teasing the guys of having debbies when they were having a quick bag of blood out by the van. (pp.92-93)
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17) SWV - Kate walking in on Lucern as he was making a pass (biting) Chris Keyes.
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18) SWV - Lucern and Kate as they go to rob a blood bank (pg 206-211 )
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19) SWV - Lucern and the codpiece incident (pg 234-244)
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20) SWV - Lucern getting upset as he watches Buffy the Vampire slayer, calling her a stake happy girl. (pg 302)
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21) SWV - Kate in the basement talking to herself as she approaches the coffin with Etienne was lying in wait. (pp. 342-344)
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22) TDH - Bastien, Terri and Lucern walking in on Vincent as he was biting Bastien’s housekeeper in the ridiculous Dracula outfit he had on for his play Dracula, the musical.
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23) TDH - The incident of how Chris broke his leg by being hit by a toilet from the upstairs apartment.
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24) TDH - Bastien and Terri in Victoria's Secret with the snotty, stick-thin salesclerk. (pg 100-101)
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25) TDH - The catering delivery fiasco where Chris gets food poisoning. (pg 200-207)
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26) TDH - Bastien attempting to explain himself to Terri by asking “Have you ever seen An American Werewolf in London?” (pg 351)
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27) ABTR - Vincent closing the door on Jackie on first meeting her because she was a mortal. (pg 5)
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28) ABTR – Vincent whining about Jackie, the detective Bastien got to help him out. “But she’s mortal and…a girl!” (pg 6)
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29) ABTR – Vincent and Jackie shopping for appliances and their banter. “What?” Jackie asked in mid-sentence. “I like the way you say my name. So sharp, so concise--,” Vincent replied. “So annoyed,” Jackie shot back.
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30) ABTR – Vincent was admiring Jackie’s suit and neck and noticed her eyeing his chest. “For heaven’s sake, stop looking at me like lunch!” Jackie said irritably as she stood up. “And, do you always have to wander around here shirtless?” After that Vincent took every opportunity to walk around half-naked. (pg 61)
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31) ABTR – Darryl, the naked delivery guy that Jackie brought to Vincent's bedroom so he could feed. (pg 179-182 )
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32) ABTR - "Bad! No biting" Dante said firmly when Jackie was looking at Tiny and like he was a pizza (pg 254-255)
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33) ABTR – When Dante and Tomasso were teaching Jackie to hold back her fangs and when she succeeded they shouted “That-a girl!” and whirled her around the kitchen consecutively.
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34) BMIYC - Lucian tries to feed Leigh Alpo when she’s hungry.
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35) BMIYC - when Lucian is attempting to care for Leigh and Julius at the same time and the dog runs through the garbage trailing it through the house.
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36) BMIYC - Lucian sending images of him & Leigh on black satin sheets in the restaurant. (pg 196)
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37) BMIYC - When Rachel found the cheesy courting books like How to Get Laid Today that Lucian picked up to help him court Leigh.
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38) BMIYC - Thomas helping Lucian learn how to dance, specifically the waltz (pg 269 & 273)
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39) TAV - When the immortal wannabe, Vladimir Drake, showed up as one of Elvi’s suitors, Victor scared him away by showing Vlad his teeth then adding “Run along home, little boy. This is the big league and you’re missing more than the balls needed to play here.”
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40) TAV - Edward driving like a Sunday driver to the grocery store and Elvi’s suitors picking up her thoughts concerning Edward “he wasn’t too bright either because a smart man wouldn’t stand between a woman and cheesecake.”
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41) TAV - The trip to the grocery store when Elvi learned she could eat food. (pg 95-102)
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42) TAV - Elvi and all her suitors in the furniture store as they all tried out the mattress she liked. (pg 148-151)
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43) TAV – How crusty old Mabel was annoyed by DJ’s attraction and kept trying to fend him off but one of her comments to Elvi said it all… “And why does he wear such tight jeans?" (pg 168)
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44) TAV - Mike and Karen Knight explaining to Elvi why they had to kill her and asking her politely to come out into the open so they could stake her.
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45) TAV - Elvi automatically forgiving Mike and Karen for trying to kill her once they found out Owen was just pretending to be a vampire.
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46) TAV – When all of Elvi’s ‘suitors’ found lifemates in Port Henry, including Alessandro who found Elvi’s 84 year old neighbour, Mrs Ricci.
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47) VAF - Thomas tries to lie to Bastien that Inez’s ranting was actually a movie but Bastien reminds his cousin that he can speak Portuguese. (pg 20)
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48) VAF - Inez accusing Thomas after he bit her on the neck. “You bit me!” (pg 56)
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49) VAF - Inez shouts "I work for the DEVIL" and Thomas returns "Yes, well you should try being his cousin". (pg 62)
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50) VAF – When Thomas realizes he drank Sweet Ecstasy concentrate, which is ironic since he gave it to Etienne and Rachel without their knowledge. (pg 97)
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51) VAF - Inez, surprised to find Bastien in the kitchen at the townhouse in York, accidentally spills his drink. In her haste, she starts to mop up the drink, not realizing she was mopping up his lap.
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52) VAF - Lucern talking to Thomas about Bastien after Inez almost gets killed. “How mad are you?” Lucern asks Thomas and the blood bag on his teeth pops as he clenches his jaw. "I guess that answers that question.” (pg 333)
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53) VI - Marguerite puts Tiny to sleep without asking, feels guilty as he is her friend and confesses to Tiny what she did. Tiny is indignant and asks her to never do it again. After a bit of time and still awake, Tiny asks Marguerite to put him back to sleep again. (pg 12)
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54) VI - Marguerite tells Tiny that he reminds her of her son Lucern as a boy. In response, Tiny says “Just what every man wants to hear from a beautiful woman he shared his bed with.”(pg 22)
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55) VI - Marguerite helps Tiny, who is a pretty big guy, off the floor after Julius threw him against the wall and Tiny tells her “Stop doing stuff like that Marguerite, you’ll give a guy a complex.”
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56) VI - Tiny’s conversation with Marguerite in front of Julius and Christian Notte as he recalls where he heard the name Julius before “I've got it. Isn't your dog’s name Julius?” (pg 26)
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57) VI - Marguerite’s response back to Tiny “I’ve taught a lot of Julius’s to heel over the years.” (pg 27)
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58) VI - Marguerite dances and is completely surrounded by an entourage of very large men. (pg )
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59) VI –When Julius and Christian were in the bathroom, Christian told Julius to pretend he was Marguerite, "What would you say?" (pg 102)
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Total votes : 127


Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby terri on July 1st, 2008, 10:27 pm

Finally here is your chance to select your favourite funniest Argeneau scenes!
You can select your top 10.

Have fun guys! :lol:
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby wren on July 2nd, 2008, 5:28 pm

Only 10 out of 59...I can't choose!! Can't we choose 20, Terri? Please...... Image I started to vote, but kept changing my mind! Oooh, this poll is tough!! Image
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby wren on July 2nd, 2008, 8:33 pm

Okay, I did it too...but it was hard to choose! I finally got it down to ten...even though I really wanted another five, at least! :mrgreen:

Thanks for the poll, Terri! 8-)
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby sin on July 2nd, 2008, 8:35 pm

Thanks Terri. Just breezed through it.
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby Denise on July 4th, 2008, 1:10 am

I see we all four liked the "I work for the Devil" "You should try being his cousin" quip.
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby Denise on July 5th, 2008, 4:20 pm

But the problem is that there are SO MANY funny spots. I had to vote for the ones that made me laugh out loud, not just smirk quietly to myself. Even then, it was difficult to choose.
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby Copper on July 7th, 2008, 7:58 am

want more votes its too hard
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby chanelshantel on July 7th, 2008, 1:34 pm

It was so hard...i had like a top 20 and then i had to go through them and decided i like them all!!!!
wasn't fair but thanks for the poll
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby sin on July 7th, 2008, 4:24 pm

It states UP to 10. You do not necessarily have to pick 10
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Argeneau Scenes

Postby KimberlyK on July 8th, 2008, 9:43 pm

It's too hard to narrow it down to just 10 is what's the problem! By the time you pick 6 or 7 you just give up in frustration because it's hard to decide! *grin*

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